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More than you ever wanted to know about us

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LIFE AS AN ADVERB skip to main | skip to sidebar Friday, August 18, 2017 It's a Small World After All A few days ago I was chatting with a friend when her 12-year-old daughter chimed into our conversation with, "Mom, PLEASE have another baby! PLEASE!" And then, for the convincing cherry on top she added, "It's not that hard!" We snorted. And laughed. And I thought to myself, yeah, it's basically Disneyland. Not hard at all. But then it occurred to me, what if pregnancy *were* a trip through Disneyland? You'd start at Snow White's Scary Adventure, where you'd pee on a stick and see those life-altering pink lines appear. This would be followed closely by a 24/7 spin on the teacups at Mad Tea Party (because apparently, the best way to grow an entire human is to regularly empty your stomach of anything nutritious). Then it's off to Splash Mountain where you will deal with a constant waterfall from your bladder for 40 weeks. Eventually (hopefully) the nausea will abate t...

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