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Blog – Don't be a pillock
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Hummusgate September 26, 2024 It’s a scandal. The nation is up in arms. What now? A catastrophe! Supermarkets have started selling pots of own-brand hummus without resealable lids! This is a step too far. Environmentalism taken to extremes. How will we survive decanting it into another container? Or putting a saucer on top? Surely this is the death of… Big Bigly Fitna April 27, 2024 BIG BIGLY FITNA. SO BAD, IT MUST BE TYPED IN CAPITALS. YOU’VE BEEN WARNED. Salams all. It’s been brought to our attention that a sheikh you’ve never heard of is embarking on a tour of the UK. Our sheikh, whom you’ve also never heard of, has made it clear to us, whom you’ve never met,… Out phishing January 26, 2023 Ooh, I’ve got referrers, how exciting. I must check them out. No, but not by clicking on the link directly. Let’s google your domain. What’s that? It’s a parked domain? No, never! Ah, but only the root. The subdomain is live and kicking, hosted on Digital Ocean, with ema...
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