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Emily ShurThe name “Fartbarf” is a cul de sac.First, the long road of the Year in Band Names could’ve ended in 2012, when Fartbarf made the list (and the headline!). Why continue? The simple, visceral stupidity of Fartbarf is a two-syllable endgame. I imagine playing a high-stakes game of chess at a ritzy casino in Monte Carlo. (Why are they playing chess in a casino? I don’t know. I’ve never been to Monte Carlo.) On one side of the board, I sit, wearing a white tux, calmly swishing a brown liquor in a tumbler with a single ice cube. On the other side: three dudes in grotesque neanderthal masks and astronaut jumpsuits. With effortless grace, one of them moves a piece to my king. “Checkmate, Mr. Ryan,” he says in a robotic voice. The dozens of onlookers gasp. “Well done,” I say, “well done.” I down the rest of the liquor in one gulp, calmly set down my tumbler, and exit into the night, humiliated.Second, Fartbarf is brazenly, barfingly self-limiting. No matter how good the music—and Far...
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